danni-strider asked: what do you think of me being female dave?

breakingstride:

So long as you’re in need of a bro that just so happens to look just like me I’m cool with it

ok

(Reblogged from breakingstride)

apple-acres:

restlesslyaspiring:

17teenvoguechallenge:

deathlyillandalwaysbusy:

Actually most fantastic and inspirational advice from a female character geared towards children that I have ever seen.

if all girls took this to heart seventeen’s sales would plummet probly

This is amazing. Signal boost.

Adventure Time is laying down some important lessons, as usual. I think it’s important for everyone to hear this.

or because you are bi / lezbian

(Source: ieatnebulas)

(Reblogged from breakingstride)
thehomestucklover:

snowyfir:

removed all the shit comments haha but rly

Yea please? Being in a large bed by yourself really isn’t fun. Some company would be nice

i will

thehomestucklover:

snowyfir:

removed all the shit comments haha but rly

Yea please? Being in a large bed by yourself really isn’t fun. Some company would be nice

i will

(Reblogged from breakingstride)

that-was-tedious:

hatos:

hatos:

I ASKED MY DAD TO BUY ME A CHRISTMAS SWEATER AND HE BOUGHT IT BEFORE HE REALIZED IT WAS A REINDEER THREESOME OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ONLY THING HES BOUGHT ME IN 10+ YEARS MERRY FUCKIGN CHRISTMAS

EVERY YEAR I MAKE A GODDAMN HOLIDAY POST AND IT GETS THOUSANDS OF NOTES WHEN WILL I LEARN

Someone needs to buy Martin Freeman this jumper

Dave Strider needs this sweater…

(Reblogged from breakingstride)

Somebody!! anybody!! ASK ME SOME SHIT!

Sis Strider showed me this! lol i thought it was pretty cool

ask-davestrider-irl:

JOHN : ye ah…

JOHN : since then everytime i go at dave’s place i get the meaningful look from mr strider

JOHN : i wish i could end my damn life

The look on Dave’s face when he seen his dad! Oh my god thats funny!

(Reblogged from ask-davestrider-irl)

My Story

  • ((you are dave, and he has parent right now... dont ask i just felt like it))
  • It's Christmas Morning, you look under the tree and see a presant, it says To: Dave From: Dirk, on the back of the tag it says "psst! its a new turn table!." You get really really excided, you open the box quickly, and figure out the box was full of Smuppets, it explodes... You sit in your living room about to throw a tantrum because of your hate of smuppets. So now you have them All over the gogdam living room. Your parents walk in and ask what happened. thats when you snap and chuck the tree out of the window... you then grab the smuppets burn them in the fire, and retreat to your room only to find the smuppets are in your room as well. you then throw your laptop out the window and retreat out of the window and run down the road too John's house and find out he got the same thing. what do you do now...?